I'm leaving at 5am. I'll miss ya.
Jul 15th
Probably leaving either today (in a few...
:(
Jul 15th
Jul 15th
Got some news today. Turns out I'm gonna...
It’ll be a while before I use a computer. Oy… (I love them though :D )
Jul 14th
off my laughing ass
Jul 14th
yo dawg, i heard u liek catz.
Jul 14th
What… the… fuck?!
Jul 14th
That’s funny… I always thought about those...
Jul 14th
“KFC tortures chickens.”
“Om nom nom, I...
Jul 14th
Circumcision Knife (1770s)
Ritual circumcision is performed...
Jul 13th
Serious thoughts on a Sunday.
piscesinpurple: This morning I watched Joaquin dress himself. He started to put his shirt on...
Jul 13th
OH! SO much fun. I need to do this. netbus ftw
Jul 13th
you know you’ve thought about it… >_>
Jul 13th
unicorniosconsida:
Encuentra el lunar :D foto vieja.
en...
Jul 13th
Dreams do come true: Bacon of the Month...
Jul 13th
holy monkey balls. its almost done.
(its at 99% in case...
Jul 13th
This fucker will be the worlds biggest porn star when he...
Jul 13th
Nothing rivals Lady GaGa's shitty...
Jul 13th
Grandmother's rawk!! That is all.
Jul 13th
What's a word that starts with the third...
lolitas: -turnthepage: popozao: gru3some: mike-: ashleyrawrr: ohaimarisa: maddyson: ...
Jul 13th
I've just smelt the nicest talc ever. I...
Jul 13th
the circle of no life. hey, I use three of those! … oh...
Jul 13th
The Sims 3 - 90.8% completed. It better...
Jul 13th
tongue tattoo. must have hurt like a motherfucker.
Jul 12th
wait … oh
Jul 12th
Chuck Norris: destroying hymens since 1962.
Jul 12th
go to bed. now. do it.
Jul 12th
This dude should really seek his father again. A little male...
Jul 12th
Listen
bemysilhouette:
OH MY FUCKING GOD LMFAO
SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS
Reblogging because… why the...
Jul 12th
ilu omegle
Stranger: Hello Stranger.You: I'm Raptor Jesus.
Stranger: I'm Sweet Johnson.
Stranger: Nice to meet you.
You: Likewise
Stranger: This chat is kind of boring, can you make it better? XD
You: Um, how would I do that? Wait, asl.
You: :D
Stranger: You're Raptor Jesus, do something miraculous.
Stranger: 14/M/Your backyard, waiting for you to fall asleep.
You: I'll sick /b/ on you.
You: Nah, I wont...
You: >_>
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Hahaha!
You: Actually, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don'
Stranger: I'm climbing through your back window right now. >:D
You: you have a seat?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Actually, I'm Sam Fisher.
You: So, what where you planning on doing with this young lady?
Stranger: I heard you had weapons of mass destruction. o.o
You: Because she's only 13
Stranger: Asking her where the weapons were and then knocking her out?
You: No, no... I have the IM chats here. And I quote: "I want to do dirty things with you" "lyk wat?" "like making you lick my ass"
You: What was that about? Hm?
Stranger: This could be a government algorithm trying to pick your brain, so don't say anything!
You: Would you care to tell me what you have in that bag? *looks in bag* Oh! I see we brought condoms (size small) and a bag of, what looks like, oregano. You aren't that bright, are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jul 12th
I want this on a shirt, now.
Jul 12th
fosho
Jul 12th
Try this:
Strawberry Pop-tart. Butter it, LIGHTLY, the MOMENT it pops out of the toaster. Bamf.
Jul 12th
“It’s sad to be an idiot.”
— Judge Judy (via)
— Judge Judy (via)
Jul 12th
bemysilhouette:
allhopedeleted:
Attractive, or no?
I...
Jul 12th
I insulted @DarthVader a while back. It was glorious.
Jul 12th
does it make you cringe?…
Jul 12th
suicideblonde:
Patrick Bateman’s sarcasm is poisonous
Jul 12th
ain’t nothing better than famous amos cookies.
Jul 12th
MJ’s death hit him pretty hard…
Jul 12th
Look what happens when you’re sleep deprived…...
Jul 11th
growingup:
lozjpg:
littlemonalisa:
saithis:
...
Jul 11th
This is so fucked up… but awesome.
Jul 11th
Reblog this and I'll write you a poem.
digitalbath: liesforliars: digitalbath: Include one word and I will center the poem around...
Jul 11th
Reblog this and I'll write you a poem.
digitalbath: Include one word and I will center the poem around that. Lies.
Jul 11th
Someone just told me my hair looks like...
… and it still needs to grow a bit more to look like his hair.
Jul 11th
Hank Hill - Would make the perfect father irl.
Jul 11th
(via katefeetie)
I gasped when he came on stage. Looked...
Jul 11th
I'm peacin' out dumbasses
fuckery: I’ll probably delete my Tumblr within the hour. It’s just not what it used to be. A...
Jul 11th
9gag:
MJ moonwalk
Jul 11th
rodawfoe:
thedailywhat:
Rubens LP: “Obama’huana”
...
Jul 11th
this is really sad
tittysprinkles: sleepybard: Wow. Could you be any more of a bitch? Seriously? GET THE FUCK OVER...
Jul 11th
“I like to judge from a distance.”
— Myself - Right after I point...
— Myself - Right after I point...
Jul 11th
invites are fucking rare.
Jul 11th
look out lookbook!!
Jul 11th
look what I got!!
Jul 11th
I need to get rid of this evidence. I...
Jul 11th
why does it have horns?
Jul 11th
“If twitter had only one user and it was the man who lived...”
— apelad
— apelad
Jul 11th
@noend
You kidding me? Even “Pelswick” sounded...
Jul 11th
twitter killed the facebook…
Jul 11th
I think I like this girl.
Jul 11th
simplyalyshia:
liesforliars:
simplyalyshia:
...
Jul 10th
simplyalyshia:
liesforliars:
Hey. I’m Kanye. I like to...
Jul 10th
Hey. I’m Kanye. I like to look like a douche.
Jul 10th
“I’d hate to take a bite outta you. You’re a...”
— J.J. Hunsecker (Burt...
— J.J. Hunsecker (Burt...
Jul 10th
sokeri:
liesforliars:
… says the gay man…
a) anything...
Jul 10th
… says the gay man…
Jul 10th
Oh Heidi… you dumb #$%^&
Jul 10th
Big Brother is the absolutely perfect...
Jul 10th
Double fisted hammer. wut?
Jul 10th
Can't...sleep...
mayafish: Three points… away… from tumblarity 1000… Must… keep… posting……. (I win a free pizza...
Jul 10th
Watch
Korean B-boy baby dance
yeaaaaa boiiiiii
Jul 10th
unfortunately the trending...
right?
Jul 10th
Cow and Chicken \ This was legit. Remember this shit?
Jul 9th
sometimes I hate people…
Jul 9th
Jul 9th
well, fuck you oracle.
Jul 9th
ah, ok. gotcha. thanks :)
Jul 9th
why is my tumblr scrolling back the...
Jul 8th
Watch
Jul 8th
stay classy america. stay classy.
Jul 8th
MEAT!! Sorry vegetarians…
Jul 8th
Watch
ahhh, I still giggle at this.
Jul 8th
sweet lunchbox
Jul 8th
do not want.
Jul 8th
fuckyeahrebel!
Jul 8th
damn, I lost my pick :\
Jul 8th
lulz, oh Chris…
Jul 8th
Watch
kayfabe:
rillawafers:
davidcho:
The Cleveland Show - ‘The Pilot’
I haven’t really watched an...
Jul 8th
Jul 8th
Aww fuck yea.
Jul 8th
Jul 8th
GPOYW
Jul 8th
Jul 8th
bed tiem. nite.
Jul 8th
I miss you…
Jul 8th
Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook. ////...
Jul 8th
lolitas:
shelbyisfetch:
asleepwithoutyou:
...
Jul 8th
Sun tattoo
Jul 8th
GAH!! CRAMP.... ffffuuuuuuu X(
Jul 8th
Yea, so I cried when Al Sharpton and his daughter Paris gave...
Jul 8th
I haven't cut my hair in over a year. I...
?
Jul 8th
Watch
Yes, we know how brilliant the internet is and how anything can be faked or photoshopped… But, this...
Jul 8th
I hate when I get taken literally....
Jul 8th
What a load of bull. And some crappy acronyms.
“Top 50...
Jul 8th
(via lovegifs)
OH! I hate these pictures. Feels like...
Jul 7th
One honest man.
Jul 7th
oh crap… i guess i’m not going to MJ’s...
Jul 7th
MJ's Gaming Basement. I'd let him touch me,...
Jul 7th
what a playboy
Jul 7th
In an attic somewhere there’s a picture of her getting...
Jul 6th
What the fuuuuck?!
Jul 6th
Thinking about taking my niece to the...
Jul 6th
Watch
folkinz:
the last single ladies dance video you need to watch…
seriously, watch this…i totally...
Jul 6th
Jul 6th
damn, dl'd games from tps is fucking...
Jul 6th
fancy fast food... awesome.
Jul 6th
abeird:
liesforliars:
Somebody drew these.
who’s the one...
Jul 6th
Somebody drew these.
Jul 6th
I was addicted. I was addicted to saying...
Jul 6th
juliasegal:
I love this…
This, is genius!
Jul 6th
anthonymichaelrojas:
O.o
Does it taste ugly?
Jul 6th
The best balloon ever. I’m gonna go play “Barbies” with my...
Jul 4th
(via lilykily)
Rolling pins are dangerous yo!
Jul 4th
is it wrong that i want a flowbee?
Jul 4th
enana:
omgmarri:
betancourtdey:
(via qef)
I want...
Jul 4th
Watch
This video is sick. I’m gonna try this one day, in SUBWAY.
Jul 4th
I’m still gonna go see it. Maybe. Yes, I am…
Jul 4th
Watch
“The unforgettable, controversial iron mic freestyle battle starring the infamous Eli Porter...
Jul 4th
Watch
Simply AMAZING music video collaboration. Well done, internets!
Jul 4th
Jedi Puppy
Jul 4th
Umm, wtf is this?!
Jul 4th
Sarah knew when to pull out.
Jul 4th
Jul 4th
I love my Guess Rollins sneakers.
Jul 4th
REBLOG/LIKE THIS IF YOU LOVE ALYSSA...
astoryforsupper: nooooooooelthats8os: There ya go
Jul 3rd
I’m doing this if I ever break my arm.
I’m...
Jul 3rd
hazelweatherfield:
Tumblr has a way of making me feel like an absolute piece of shit on a daily...
Jul 3rd
I had to look up snpd... Don't know if I...
Jul 3rd
Click on picture to read the rest… This is INSANE!
Jul 3rd
““Why’d I get mixed up with that bitch?”
...”
— tj
— tj
Jul 3rd
Watch
Q Lazarus - Goodbye Horses
You know you like this song.
Jul 3rd
Watch
openlungs:
bendthelight:
“what does myspace mean to you?” “EVERYTHING, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
...
Jul 3rd
4857.) I'm in high school and I haven't...
(via blogsecret) Same here… except I’m 19, so I win. I mean, I lose :\
Jul 3rd
“This isn’t the water-boarding your mother warned you...”
Jul 3rd
Watch
RAAAAAAAANDY!
Funny People and Brüno seem like the only funny movies this year.
Jul 3rd
Look Everyone Now Im A Condor!…Hmmm, Where Am I Going To...
Jul 3rd
Chicken Barbie
Jul 3rd
Watch
Anime Makeover. This is kind of totally terrifying. [via The Beat]
Jul 3rd
I just sold my soul for $5. I'll sell...
Jul 3rd