Everything you need, and nothing more.Tumblr (3.0; @liesforliars)http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krofs1Jc901qzsrboo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>because tinkerbell said she was on the pill</b></p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/215742113http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/215742113Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:02:24 -0700<p>hai. </p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/215642787http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/215642787Sat, 17 Oct 2009 11:11:17 -0700http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141912133http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141912133Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:08:58 -0700<p>:(</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141830904http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141830904Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:36:01 -0700<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpwvgk2gBBiUmBoio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141774661http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141774661Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:41:56 -0700<p>It’ll be a while before I use a computer. Oy…</p> <p>(I love them though :D )</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141643331http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141643331Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:14:31 -0700<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpvpfihd8FwDXwyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>off my laughing ass</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141245513http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141245513Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:05:23 -0700<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpvoy0gjzmlO5U69o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>yo dawg, i heard u liek catz.</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141237753http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141237753Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:51:47 -0700<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpvopj48T0uxeTcwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What… the… <i>fuck?!</i></p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141233470http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141233470Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:45:11 -0700<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpvmooe308nDbrUco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s funny… I always thought about those signs, as portrayed by the bottom picture. Always.</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141202154http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141202154Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:48:32 -0700<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpv9op3tLOw4Zql3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“KFC tortures chickens.”</p> <p>“Om nom nom, I don’t <i>give </i>a fuck.”</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141014412http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/141014412Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:44:38 -0700<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpu3l9v1GWNnufNFo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>Circumcision Knife (1770s)</b><br/> Ritual circumcision is performed around the world in varying extents and for varying reasons, but few instruments used in the process are as intimidating as this European knife from the 18th century.</p> <p>\</p> <p>Oh fuck no.</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140475278http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140475278Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:06:15 -0700<p><a href="http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post/140220473/serious-thoughts-on-a-sunday" target="_blank">piscesinpurple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This morning I watched Joaquin dress himself. He started to put his shirt on backwards. I almost jumped in and fixed it. But I resisted the urge to do it for him and instead told him he should turn it around, which he did. All by himself. Like a big boy.</p> <p>Looking at him it hit me how much he’s grown in the last few months, both physically and mentally. I said out loud something I often think but very rarely verbalize: <i>I wish Daddy could see you right now.</i> To which my son replied: <i>Yes, Mommy. He would be so proud of me. </i></p> <p>I’ve never heard him use the word “proud”, and I’ve never heard him use the conditional mood. It put a lump in my throat.</p> <p>I miss Grenada. A lot. I’m still certain that I did the right thing by leaving. I might be happy if I were still there, but I wouldn’t be “doing anything with my life”. My son wouldn’t be getting the kind of education I want him to have and he’d be growing up surrounded my soul-numbing poverty. I tell myself that I did the right thing.</p> <p>I did the right thing. I know that. But it’s getting harder and harder to stomach the idea that my son is going to grow up hardly knowing his father. It’s also getting harder and harder to accept the reality that I don’t know when we’ll see Lyndon again. There are a lot of things I don’t like about Lyndon. There are things he thinks and says and does that I feel would contaminate Joaquin, turn him into a kind of man I don’t want him to be.</p> <p>There are two problems with that though. Lyndon *is* his father, and he’s fundamentally a fantastic person, full of love and life and beautiful energy. And it’s painfully obvious that Joaquin sorely misses him. Who am I to keep the two of them apart?</p> <p>The second problem is that *I* miss Lyndon. That <a href="http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post/140197757/my-two-gorgeous-boys-they-are-on-my-mind-this" target="_blank">photo I posted</a> of the two of them? I had completely forgotten I had taken it until I stumbled across it last night. There aren’t many like it because Lyndon always resisted posing. It’s simultaneously beautiful and terrible to see the two of them together like that…</p> <p><i>[Edit: </i><i>Most photos of the two of them look more like <a href="http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/post/130938817/hide-hide-hide-from-mommy-and-she-evil" target="_blank">this one</a>.]</i></p> <p>Where am I going with this? Nowhere, really. Just that the whole situation makes me sad. I wonder if I should do something about it. I wonder if I’ve traded one set of potential future regrets for another. And I wonder how I possibly could have imagined I wouldn’t miss the father of my child, simply because I was the one who decided to leave. Silly, silly me.</p> </blockquote>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140467922http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140467922Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:51:11 -0700<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpu2y3v5YBKz6rdGo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OH! <i>SO</i> much fun. I need to do this. netbus ftw</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140466504http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140466504Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:48:14 -0700<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpu2iwxwiE1D3CjRo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you know you’ve thought about it… >_></p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140461112http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140461112Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:36:25 -0700<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/EjtMzQpFUpu29ot7bGohAJDeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://unicorniosconsida.tumblr.com/post/140457879/encuentra-el-lunar-d-foto-vieja" target="_blank">unicorniosconsida</a>:</p> <blockquote>Encuentra el lunar :D <strike>foto vieja</strike>.</blockquote> en el dedo.http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140460694http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140460694Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:35:25 -0700<a href="http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11">Dreams do come true: Bacon of the Month Club!!! I have a boner....</a>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140458812http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140458812Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:31:00 -0700<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpu24u6ap6ambxxro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>holy monkey balls. its almost done.</p> <p>(its at 99% in case you cant see it)</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140456049http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140456049Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:25:28 -0700<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/rRO9C1hMvpu1wmb9O9JoM0fao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This fucker will be the worlds biggest porn star when he grows up. I guarantee it.</p>http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140453317http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140453317Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:19:04 -0700http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140447510http://liesforliars.tumblr.com/post/140447510Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:06:36 -0700